Instant Pre-selection

Be caught looking/light flirting every once in a while- deny it fi she makes an issue of it.
Talk to other chicks on the phone in front of her.
Leave the little “taken” clues that women leave around your house/car there (scrunchies, earrings, etc); if they no woman has done this- buy some and do it yourself.
Don’t answer your phone at suspicious times every once in a while; make up a bad excuse as to why.
Hickies (if you’re into that sort of thing and you’re not exclusive)
“Forget” to clean up before she comes over- leave out two marini glasses and the bottle- one with lipstick marks on it
Take some hair from a brush from a chick with different hair color then hers- leave a few obvious strands where you know she’ll see them.
Leave some empty condom wrappers on top of your bathroom trash; if you haven’t ****ed in a while- just throw out the condoms somewhere else and leave the wrappers

Basicially anything that makes her think that you’re boning other chicks, even if you’re not.

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2 thoughts on “Instant Pre-selection

  1. Haha, women are like CSI investigators when it comes to finding hair. I had one on my couch and in my bed the other night who kept running her fingers through her hair and commenting on how much of it was coming out. Then she would drop the hairs all over the place. I’m sure she thought she was marking territory, but I know better. Thanks baby! Making my job easier. Until I vacuum, that is.

  2. Vincent Ignatius says:

    Leave some empty condom wrappers on top of your bathroom trash…

    I did this unwittingly the other day. The girl didn’t say anything about it.

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